Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man.
It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
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Amen!
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